Saturday, April 5, 2014

Noah



Hollywood 's version of the Bible makes you wonder who could think this was entertaining.  The adaptation of the story of Noah depicts visions that let him to voice dire prophesies of apocalypse and build an ark to survive.  As he labors to save his family, Noah asks for help from a band of angels called the watchers (animated rocks that will scare small children).  This is one of the dumbest films that I have seen.  Noah wants to save the family but kill them off later.  You will be running to your Bible to see what actually happened.  I give it a generous 2.  Stars Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly, a weepy Emma Watson who you will want to smack and Anthony Hopkins.

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